For like $2 more, you can get the one sold through Amazon with free two-day Prime shipping and not have to wait over a month for it to come from overseas...

For like $2 more, you can get the one sold through Amazon with free two-day Prime shipping and not have to wait over…

Calm down there, Satan.

Few things...

Most of what’s on the tweet is kind of incoherent. I mean, they’re syntactically well-formed, but they use all kinds of undefined variable symbols that aren’t mentioned anywhere else and don’t relate to each other in any way. Some of them make claims that are more or less pointless without context, for example, the…

I use a simpler approach: Put a fistfull of lentils in a sock. Tie the sock tight with a cable tie. Flip over the remaining length of the sock. Heat the whole thing in the microwave for a minute. It stays warm for 10 to 20 minutes.