The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

Hey man, they worked hard for that fragility.

My privacy

On the plus side, she can read an entire book without supervision, would probably score pretty low on a psychopathy inventory, and has a demonstrated ability to have a non-one-sided conversation.

New Mexico! I visited there last year and would totally move to Santa Fe if I could. Beautiful place, nice people, good weather, and amazing food. Just watch out for mountain lions!

My boyfriend’s car exploded (not literally) but he was in dire straits and my boss gave him one of his. Just gave it to us. A Mini Cooper.

Kennedy is responsible for three of the most important gay rights cases in US history. Had Bork been confirmed instead of him, gay sex and gay marriage would likely still be illegal.

New loves & old/current ones, you mean yes?

Dismiss trolls, folks. Bringing them out, even if you totally own them, only gives them exactly what they want.

I’ve never used an Apple Watch, so I can’t say this with certainty, but this basically sounds like the functionality of an Apple Watch (but with a usable screen size).

My impossible fantasy is a brick phone that can also run Google Maps

Meh...like others have said, I don’t get the snark. A lot of people would like to break free of their smartphone addiction and what’s wrong with wanting to having something that’s nicer than a jitterbug or whatever? Just because you don’t want to be a slave to your phone doesn’t mean you don’t appreciate nice design.

Are we starting to see cracks in the monolithic GOP? The NRA is freaking out over Trumps remarks, anti-abortion zealots are slap-fighting each other in Texas, the First Son-in-Law had his secret decoder ring taken away, and that Carl Rove wanna-be head of the EPA has to sit with the unwashed masses.

Dear god, please tell me Trump’s not immortal!

Not much, dog. What’s up with you?

Dump Facebook. It is possible to communicate with friends/family without it.

hey! rude to one of the most important pieces in art history!

I just, just learned how to use Twitter (I’m 30 years old but feel 59) and right now my feed is a blissful cocoon of Drag Race memes, Chrissy Teigen, Black Panther cheesecake and beautiful historical photos. What is this toxic Twitter I keep hearing about?!

As someone who grew up Catholic (but now wouldn’t set foot in a church if the rest of the planet were lava), the way the Church treats nuns has a far-reaching effect that goes beyond just those nuns. It’s ingrained in your consciousness from an early age that the priests are superior. They’re saying mass. They wear…

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team: