The foil-covered brick is also my trick for panini (s? ae?) on the grill...

"Frankenstein device looking for a mob": priceless!

Or... you could just be a wiseass and say "all of them".

As everyone well knows, zombification results in a sever brittling of bone & cartilage; that's why the Walking Dead folks were able to get such penetration...

2nding the "aw, com'on" comments; but also: knife = danger! Just put the can open-end down in the bowl, then use the can opener you already have out to puncture the bottom (as tho you were starting to "open" the bottom)...

"A small army of nerds"... I got chills (the good kind) just reading that phrase; should I be worried?

"Cook Corn for a Crowd in a Cooler": I assume you have to let the crowd out of the cooler first...

Anyone else notice two drawbacks to Instant that I have: without Instant, your Google results page has two search entry boxes, one at the top, and one at the bottom, of the page; Instant removes the bottom one! And with Instant on, Google dims the page when you click the Next button until the new results page loads.…

@David Ankers: Me, too; but if I can't, I just wing it! (Ouch, I bet that stung!)

@Ben R: I know; I was laughing too hard as I typed to remember to tag it; also, thanks for the promotion!

@KamWrex: read the other replies; I know/knew what a "Gantt" chart is, I was making a bad joke on the OP's mis-spelling of "Gantt" as "Gnatt"...

A Gnatt chart is used to keep track of really small projects...

Lucked out big-time: finally bit the bullet & bought an HD LCD TV at Best Buy, got the $60 HDMI cable they recommended (groan); then got home & realized our cable DVR box didn't even have HDMI output (I know, I know; you're saying to yourself, "OK, so where's the 'lucked-out' part come in.) Wait for it, wait for it:…

@digitalnative: Am I the only one who sees the irony here?

@blorro: your "point?"

@delphine: I may be giving someone who speaks like that too much credit :-), but I'm going to guess that they are basing their speech patterns on the stereotypes of non-native-English speakers they typically see in movies, on TV; etc. & are thinking "if I match their speech patterns they'll understand me." In other…

@Triborough: I get your sentiment, but hey, retailers are people, too!