Whoa whoa whoa there man, take it easy.

Have you had to deal with the loss of a spouse?

Fuck you.

Just so I'm clear here, you're suggesting that he may not have actually loved his wife because he got engaged again more than a year after she died? How long does the guy have to be miserable? What the hell is wrong with people? I cannot fathom why anyone would be upset about this.

I do prefer Barack Obama's "Fuck you, Chuck Todd."

Make Shit Great Again!

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. - Michael G. Scott

Not great, Bob!

🎶 R-E-C-Y-C-L-E recycle! C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E conserve! Don't you P-O-L-L-U-T-E pollute the rivers, sky, or sea or else your gonna get what you deserve… 🎶

I'm nauseous…

I AM THE CHEESE

I always loved how long it took Nickelodeon to catch on to that, and that they made them change it to the "Chewy Chicken." I mean at that point, just tip your cap.

Will Newman get eaten? Because I'm not seeing it unless Newman gets eaten again.

And such small portions!

Now that would be a BIG BALLER move.

That's good thinking. The last place anyone would ever check.

Hey I hear ya: taint a pretty sight.

You know, with Trump's anus mouth and vagina neck…

one BILLION dollars

Of course. Norm needs material.