I see by your avatar that you really enjoy America!

I wasted an embarrassing amount of time searching for Luigi in Super Mario 64, after reading all the Internet nonsense that he was hidden in there somewhere. Not one of my prouder moments.

Edgy.

You're aware that he's not, like, in power anymore right? If he was out there whining about everything, he'd get ripped for that too.

Here's an idea: come up with a better bill. Don't speed through it and actually try. Why exactly did they have to get this done today? It's crap. They've had seven years to think about this and it's crap.

Obamacare has a lot of flaws. What people are pissed about is replacing it with something even worse, just for the sake of patting themselves on the back and saying "hey we did something look at us."

And yet you don't know how to spell "you're" or "their."

Did Carson ever actually interview Jack Nicholson? Jack hasn't appeared on a talk show since like 1973.

Don't know about JFK, but Andrew Jackson sure as hell would have!

This is under appreciated.

I feel like an out of work porn star.

The Colbert, Stewart, Conan brawl over Mike Huckabee is still one of my favorite things ever.

¡DIOS MIO!

Hey writer's strike Conan was brilliant!

Girl Meets World actually did this on their last episode. Seriously.

The last season was indeed legitimately terrible, but I honestly really liked the finale. I thought it was a very Roseanne ending. Everything didn't end up perfect, and I like that it showed Roseanne trying to deal with her unhappiness through her writing.

Ernie Sabella is awfully busy these days…

He went back for the 40th anniversary show and did a bit with Andy Samberg.

"Rirruto?"

I've seen them both recently and yes, I thought both were still hysterical.