I like the second if only because there is a moment where Cage literally says something like "Yep…I'm going to kidnap the President of the United States."

I want to know what else is in that damn book.

New titties?

He's making fun of the tropes of one man shows…the bad impressions, the transitions in tone, the arrogance. I really enjoyed the repetition of "feet didn't touch the ground."

He is pretty hilarious though. I had never seen his appearances on the Daily Show and his timing is great. Just a funny guy.

Rudnitsky did the tremendous Dirty Dancing weekend update bit.

I loved the monologue, as I hate one man shows. I thought every beat was perfect.

It's all downtown!

Tell us more!

I cannot stand Luke at all anymore. He's every teenage stereotype lazily thrown into a blender.

Her role as George's tanned, torrid love affair was unforgettable.

Say what?

He was Morley Safer.

That was pretty much it. Real names of Cary Grant, Tony Curtis, and Joan Crawford.

I enjoyed the hell out of Frasier on Cheers. Pompous but constantly trying to be one of the guys.

Turn me on, Dead Man.

Mike Schnur?

I have Tourettes and spit out nonsense like this all the time.

I feel like that detective from South Park should've been her boss. Perfect fit. May have saved the show.

He probably has a liberal agenda too!!!