It's like a full body dry heave set to music.

Fuck you, Chuck Todd.

Nine Lives' pull-up cat would like a word.

I refused to see It's Complicated simply because of the title.

Oh, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk…

I used to make my parents rent that for me like every other weekend.

Like an expired can of cheap soup.

"What a wuss!" - Jason Kendall

That choreographed dance scene in Smart House made me bizarrely angry as an 11 year old. I just wasn't buying it.

That episode with the vagina sculpture still makes me laugh like a babbling idiot.

Just review the damn show.

I can't remember the last time I saw the ol' film reversal trick, as seen on those pull-ups.

Let's be real…

I can't tell if Jesse Eisenberg is a good or bad guy in this movie. He has hair, yet it is short.

Were you in Soviet Russia, by chance?

GOOOOUUUULET

Spider-Man: After Prom

Works for Larry David.

I had an affair with a Korean woman…

Damn. Now we have no Cubs-related streak to follow.