I read all documents in Snoop’s voice unless otherwise indicated.

Reddit isn’t notoriously toxic - particular subreddits are. I don’t really use it at all, but the few I’ve been on have all been very nice.

Well, it’s a good job he released all his tax returns and removed all doubt then isn’t it.

You’ve never heard of lobbyists then.

Naive, you mean? I know. I like it when people pay taxes so the government can afford to provide services. And I particularly like it when people wealthy enough to buy and pay taxes on a jet pay the taxes on their jet, without knocking it through a variety of subsidiaries. But fuck me, right?

No. I just pay my taxes. Like a chump, apparently.

You’re fucking kidding me, right? You have to pay taxes because it’s the law. And you know why you pay taxes? To pay for infrastructure. Like roads. Police. The fire department. Defense. The fucking military. If you make more, you pay more. That’s how the system is supposed to work. It’s not a fucking maze that only…

Only a dumbass would pay taxes if there was a method in which they could get away with not doing so. Welcome to the tax code, it’s convoluted for a reason; and that is, so that the politicians that created the thing and all it’s modifications can take advantage of whatever they want. If regular citizens take advantage…

Why do I get the strange feeling that Tiffany Trump did not vote for dear ol’ orange dad?

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I’ve asked most of my Trump supporting friends - what ISN’T great about America, and they can only say Obama and have no other reasoning behind it.

Yeah, I feel like taking a shower after watching that. Mental health treatment should not be televised. How is that even something that needs to be said, particularly to a guy who at one point received actual medical training?

I think this is super exploitative of Dr. Phil, but it’s exactly the kind of thing I expect from him. 

I feel like the phrase, “teeny, tiny bone” is a bit on the nose here.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

“Hello, uh, governor Romney? I don’t suppose you still have those binders of women handy...? Also, some transition papers, a competent staff, any idea what the president does, and some Jack Daniels?”

We are in a position such that when they put in Reince as Chief Of Staff, I think I actually breathed a sigh of relief as there would be a goddamn adult (albeit one I have no time for) in the room.

Breitbart are in the goddamn White House.

I had similar thoughts to your husband - a lot of Clinton voters reported being afraid to show support for fear of vandalism or even violence, and even avoided discussions on social media to avoid harassment...whereas the “silent majority” never seemed to shut up. But they indeed had a silent branch out there.