1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

If the WNBA let this go unpunished then most people wouldn’t have heard about it. But thanks to their desire to crush the expression it actually got way more publicity than any normal WNBA coverage gets.

I think this counts as irony.

So while the NBA very publicly ditches Charlotte over anti-trans legislation, the WNBA players can’t do this too?

I like Planned Parenthood’s version of the TrumpPence logo:

THIS IS HOW I WOULD USE MY FAME, IF I HAD ANY.

He’s also a delight on the new Match Game.

So much this. Labia come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. They do not get fucked into flappiness.

That was my first thought. As a women who is generously endowed in the labia dept: I have always been this way. Activity does not change your labia.

Sorry, it had to be done.

See also: “they shouldn’t have so many children” and “I don't want sex ed being taught in schools!"

Schrödinger’s Poor: simultaneously working too many menial jobs to properly raise their terrible children while also lazily living off of welfare.

their mothers work multiple jobs

we already are accepting of this. this has been the new normal for way too long. Obama was right, doing nothing is a choice and the USA has chosen to do nothing.

It’s almost comical now, isn’t it? Almost...

Now that you mention it, where IS the law-abiding open-carry person who will shut this down?

MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMNIT

But...but...it’s Walmart. A Texas Walmart. Where is the good guy with the gun? Because isn’t that why we have a second amendment?

because we refuse to make any changes.

People, can we just fucking not? God, my heart....I just want to wrap my arms around everyone.