I think it was here on Jezebel that I read that Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sometimes goes for two or three days eating nothing. I wondered how he did it.

I’m liking Pete a lot. He’s like a male, real life Leslie Knope.

I like Pete. A lot. I agree with the criticism that he needs to talk more about substantive policy, but he has plenty of time for that. I can’t help but laugh when people say he lacks experience. Where were you in 2008 and 2016? Obama and Trump both lacked government experience. What I like about Pete is that he seems…

Nothing scales up to President. The most qualified president in history was George H. W. Bush. One of the least was Obama.  I really don’t care much about his resume. 

I don’t understand a lot of the criticisms here. We are a year and a half from the election. Basically no one has any details of their views. Bernie has “Medicare for All”. OK, what does it cover? Crickets...Biden has a history. Warren is a former Republican, and so on. I am going to sit back and listen. As for Pete,…

1) Listen to him. You’ll understand his popularity.

Agree that Buttigieg should be on the ticket. But I am puzzling over your description of BAPCPA. Credit card debts are still largely subject to the discharge. Is your point about the debt caps in Chapter 13s?

There’s a big difference between being a jerk and being a sexual predator.

I am running for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the United States of America. My platform is focused around expanding the McDonald’s $1/2/3 menu, free meme education for seniors, and banning the Flo Progressive Insurance commercials from the television airwaves.

Eric Swallwell is a good guy, a hardworking guy, a smart guy.  I don’t know why he’s running, tho.

no. 20% is an extremely generous tip. Call me a fucking jerk all you want. Tipping is stupid and sexist, and we should be pushing for a change that sees servers paid a fair wage and doesn’t put customers in that awkward situation of tipping. IT DOES NOT CREATE BETTER SERVICE. And you know what? The 2% they’re shorted…

Try to remember that it wouldn’t have been great, specifically because he doesn’t have a spine. Someone who was going to let that be the end of your relationship would never have given you the life you deserve- you deserve someone who would defend you.

Have a Samwise, goofy-flipped-our ears and all!

About 9 years ago my boyfriend broke up with me because his family didn’t approve of his black girlfriend. We’d been together for 5 years. He married an appropriate woman and started a family.

Big hugs from my doofy creatures. That is so hard. Especially the doggo.

o wow i never catch SNS when it comes out!!

Hi Jezzies, I’m feeling pretty depressed and my anxiety is bad at the moment. The house I’m moving into has a lot of repairs so it’s going to take a while to be ready to move into. I also found out that the poor lady that lived there before killed her self in the property. It’s all adding up to a nightmare at the…

Come at me, bros.: there are two things that are wrong-headed about people who are objecting to this decision.

Yea. Leave the 19 year old essay writers of the world alone. They’re just trying to type something they vaguely care about and then go to sleep. 

ANYTIME Mitch fucking McConnell complains about the “obstruction of a duly elected president” I want to take a baseball bat to the nearest piece of furniture. Luckily I don’t own said bat, or my home would have nothing but splintered IKEA shelves and random couch cushions laying about.