Thanks, this is actually from a couple years ago. He’s almost 2 now, but his favorite thing to do lately is look out the window and wave at cars that drive by so I think the gearheadedness is setting in.

Here’s how to tell if the car is stanced/idiotic:

Brown diesel manual wagons are sexy by definition. :)

I like that.

Too obvious to have a sexy Carmax estimator? Foxy Carfax fox?

Hey Baby .. you got a Cheat Mode?

I fully expected Jalopnik writers to demonstrate these constumes. I am greatly disappointed.

I made a fake Monroney to announce that my wife and I were expecting our first child:

Please, Jason, don’t ever change.

I don’t see an EO number on that cat costume. Make sure you let the viewers know that costume is illegal in California.

Can we have a sexy Dieselgate letter?

At least with the fuel filter you know there’s protection involved.

No sexy brown diesel wagon with a manual transmission?

Draft on the highway? I need all the mileage help I can get.

Seriously, what is up with modern SUV drivers not knowing how to use bluetooth?

Now we’re talking.

If the AC even works.