This is satire, right?

“Also, I didn’t even like Migos but “Bad and Boujee” is a good track.”

You’re repping some corny ass, mumble-mouth, scrubs

WHEN can we finally cancel Johnny Depp? Coke bloated, woman abusing, Peanuts background character looking motherfucker. CANCEL THAT SHIT.

Show me the evidence!

Nope. You’re not going to get treated well for being a fucking stupid person asking a fucking stupid question. No white people, you DO NOT get to be fucking “transracial” - go fuck yourself.

I don’t mean, like, “Hey you, subject of this study, it sucks that you personally are white.” 😂

“I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time — when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the…

Right? “A whole bunch of people with a ton of disposable cash didn’t get the luxury they were expecting. We expect them all to survive and make a full recovery.”

Does that work? Cuz this vodka’s doing nothing for me yet.

I can hear my uterus typing her resignation letter.

Peak white woman. The manipulative, attention-seeking, weeping insta-story was the whitest thing ever.

When women start doing that to me, and hit them with the “ehn, mine’s a little on the slow side, but he’s sweet and happy, but I drank like a fish through most of my pregnancy, so [shrug!]”

Canadian white.

The whitest.

I got bored and stopped reading, like, two paragraphs in. These are all white people right?

I’d do the same, but I’m pretty sure the IUD string would hang out of one of my nostrils.

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

Go fuck yourself. If you’re not a racist piece of shit and just voted for him because “jobs” or “economy” or whatever your idiot reason, you put yourself and your own interests ahead of black people, Muslims, LGBTQ, the disabled, women, the sick, the poor. Go. Fuck. Yourself.