God. What is actually a good way to talk about abortion in any way with a friend who believes that all birth control is murder? In my experience, it is very frustrating, because even when talking with them about things like the above (the morning after pill does not cause an abortion), or just in general, all of the…

This is not *my* taste, but it is amazing and we need more wacky homes.

Medical professional here. I don’t really know anything about what it does for your skin, but I recently read about this new diet trend where activated charcoal is being added to meals and protein shakes and things, and then promptly absorbing medication that is taken at the same time. (Activated charcoal absorbs…

Donald and Melania could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

Also see: doggos. 

lol i can’t believe i just pretended my kids only eat these muffins in moderation. 

Everything in moderation, my kids love these muffins. It’s fine. It’s all fine. 

I get it. When I was about 5, my dad took me to the circus for the first time, and the only thing I could remember-- and which I shared at every opportunity-- was that I saw an elephant poop, and its poop was enormous. Dad did not feel that his money had been well spent.

Think about the term “guilty pleasure” and what’s often cited:  things women are “supposed” to like such as romantic comedies, pop music, chick lit.  Have you ever heard of anything masculine-coded as someone’s guilty pleasure?

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

After you paid him your allowance for the last month.

Remember when James Woods was notable for (allegedly) having a big dick instead of just being a complete dick?

Good times, good times.

Get your god damned reality out of here and stop ruining my fantasy.

I’m sure it only cost the company a gazillion dollars in profit — the actual ink itself was only worth about $100.

10 years ago was the 90’s

Lay off the guy. I still think 2005 was “a few years ago”.

You think he told her his real name?  He obviously panicked when she asked and went with a combo of Reggie and Gregory.

I mean it’s her life. She can do what she wants with it, and certainly she has the funds to support her lifestyle.

I mean, 1) five times out of 50-ish? elections is a 10% failure rate. Two of those times have been within the past 20 years and resulted in two of the worst presidents in American history.

I think if Olivia Jade has taught us anything, it’s that extremely wealthy young women don’t have to go to college if they aren’t into it.