I think that makes it worse?

Good, Alex Jones is a POS. I hope he has to pay millions of dollars and can no longer peddle his shit on infowars or anywhere else. That man deserves a suite in hell. 

No, I think “said this shit to make money off idiots" is better than lawyer-speak because his fan-base don't understand lawyer-speak, but they might understand that

Slap a B in front of his name as the ultimate fuck you.

That’s what I came here for. Very disappointing. :(

Holy shit, check out this Zoe Church website:

Israel is a country; not a religion.  Criticizing a political entity is not prejudice; despite what political lobby groups might tell you.

“Nine trafficked minors, nine trafficked adults, 26 traffickers”

It’ll never top the Alligator Farm where they feed your actual ex to the alligators called “It’s Not You, It’s Meat”.

Pratt seems like a Nice Guy, and it’s clear he has good intentions, but Evangelicals are The Worst. Following the doctrine* prevents you from being a genuinely good person 90% of the time.

My ex dumped me on International Women’s Day by leaving a Dear Jane letter in a box of my things on my front steps while I was away house-sitting. I didn’t even know he’d dumped me till I got home two weeks later and my roommate told a package had been left for me.

I fully support these types of spiteful anti-valentines gifts. Years ago, probably 2007, after my ex-bf had dumped me for a girl he basically imported from Israel to replace me with (he was rich, and I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried) I got an email from Damien Rice’s website offering to send an e-valentine…

On my second safari we saw a group of meerkats taking on a group of hyenas.  Always reminded me of that SNL sketch with the Cobras and Panthers.  I’m a cat person so I was rooting for the meerkats.  Didn’t really help, not that there was a clear winner or anything.  Actually it was really gross.  I don’t really like…

Adopting a black child: the mega-level of “having a black friend”

That assumes that he is guilty. The Serial podcast and the more detailed “Undisclosed” podcast that Chaudry did offer some pretty compelling insights into the case that point to his innocence.

It takes a village.

Maybe Ms. Panettiere is happy without this child. Maybe the child is happy to be with her Dad and Babushka. Maybe some women don’t want to raise children. Maybe some men pressure women to have children they don’t want. 

One of the Duggars is pregnant. Isn’t that rather like, today’s Wednesday?

Keith Urban should marry John Legend, because then they could have the double name Urban-Legend. Or they could at least start a detective agency together or something

OMG! This is very similar to one of Jezebels recent annual Scary Stories Contest. I can’t remember if it was this year or within the last couple. Still freaks the living daylights outta me!