I can’t wait for the first Goop article about why you should absolutely vaccinate your children.

I actually do listen to the show and in both her and Dax’s timeline for getting together with Ashton she made it clear that she was single. He tried to set her up on a blind date. So maybe she cheated, but it was not with Ashton.

Of course they were aware before they hired him. But where we are politically now and where we were in 2012 or 2013 when he was hired are completely different. We have to eat our own in order to set the bar going forward. You can’t get away with saying that shit now and know that in ten years it won’t matter.

Fire hazard.

...getting exercise through fun activities like dancing and using food choices as a way to make yourself healthy and strong.

I have eczema and I had no idea this was a thing, either. This is timely because several months ago I was exposed to HSV-2. I was in a constant panic while waiting to see if I would have an outbreak and managed to convince myself I was having prodrome symptoms. I researched and read and obsessed all I could and I…

I ordered one and slept with it last night for the first time.  I’ve never slept so deeply without drugs in my life.  Game changer.

I ordered one and slept with it last night for the first time.  I’ve never slept so deeply without drugs in my…

I feel like West Side Story could be SO relevant... if we cut all the dancing gangs and replaced it with realistic violence. I want to see blood.

My favorite response from a man when telling him I had HPV was, “Oh, I’m negative for that.”

It clears up for most women within two years and most men already have it. And, truthfully, we don’t even know for sure if you actually clear it from your system or if it just becomes dormant. There is no way to really prevent it because it’s transmitted by skin to skin contact (and, no, condoms don’t protect you from…

My profile just apologizes for not having pictures of me at Machu Picchu or doing yoga on a tropical beach.  *shrug* 

Would probably eat literal trash if it were served on Hawaiian bread.  

I really don’t understand the “blow shit up in the street” variety, but I like the pretty ones that look like fountains and don’t sound like much of anything except running water.

Even if everything this woman said is 100% true....

It’ll go to the Supreme Court, and since the court will have at least five diehard Trumpists on it at that point, it will rule in his favor.

Even then it seemed clear he was justifying his sociopathic gaslighting of his partners with his childhood molestation. Too many of us were molested to buy his justification.

Yeah. I remember this episode.

Thank you for what you do. I can’t even imagine what a toll it takes on you. I have a five year old. I cannot make him understand the reason behind brushing his teeth on a regular basis. I can’t even imagine how I would make him understand a legal matter of this magnitude. 

I feel like they should clarify that this applies whether you’re male OR female. My ex/baby daddy is basically being harassed at work by his boss who is a very pretty young woman. But you know, she’s pretty and a girl and he’s an attractive man, so she can’t possibly harass him. So frustrating.

Yeah, he definitely didn’t say that. But in this political climate no one actually reads anything, INCLUDING JEZEBEL WRITERS, so... you know, fuck it.