Suspension? She’s the only one in that room with any spine! PROMOTE HER!

Context, context, context. It serves no greater good to simply shelve these books. We should continue to teach them, but put them into CONTEXT. 

But TWO DOLLARS a glass?!

Thank you for all that you do.

Not even if she wore on the way to visit kidnapped children. Just if she wore it on a regular Saturday afternoon hanging out with her children. They would set the White House on fucking fire.

Shut up, you’re ugly crying at your desk.

I’m not.

I was pretty UGGHHH about this until I got to this part: “...but we believe in giving the cast, as well as hundreds of crew members who worked hard on the film, the chance to see their final product reach audiences.”

will be required to take hormonal birth control pills.

*sigh* This is how we end up at war with the UK again, right?

That’s my favorite part of this story. He claims he has no ability to stop it. The man who can pardon himself. The man who claimed because he is president, nothing he does is illegal. The man who can stand on 5th Avenue and shoot someone and his numbers will go up. HE HAS NO ABILITY TO STOP IT.

What is it with new dads being shirtless in first photos of them holding their newborn babies.

That is almost exclusively what that means on dating apps. Swipe left.

That’s not quite accurate. My cousin was a surrogate in California and while her medical costs were covered, on top of that she was paid $40k. You’re effectively giving up a year of your life. There are limits as to what you can be paid, but you most certainly are paid beyond medical costs.

They seem like exactly the kind of men who are now going to claim to understand the plight of women and treat them as, you know, people, because they have a daughter.

I’m honestly not sure why either side went forward with it.

“Guilty pleasure” is a way of shaming women for enjoying something that appeals to women and is written by a woman and created by a woman. It is a way of saying, “Your contribution to this sphere is embarrassing, but I guess people still like it and they should be ashamed.”

GTFO with “guilty pleasure”. It’s a smarter…

And fucking ridiculously talented. I saw Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Live and she carried that entire show pretty much on her own and I would guess 85% of it is improv. She’s hilarious and self-deprecating and STILL charming as fuck. She is my hero.

Once I made the mistake of responding with, “As I’ve said two or three times already...” to the assistant of the VP.

Yes, Bill Clinton is trash.