And fucking ridiculously talented. I saw Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Live and she carried that entire show pretty much on her own and I would guess 85% of it is improv. She’s hilarious and self-deprecating and STILL charming as fuck. She is my hero.

Once I made the mistake of responding with, “As I’ve said two or three times already...” to the assistant of the VP.

Yes, Bill Clinton is trash.

I feel like this is relevant: https://mosesfarrow.blogspot.com/2018/05/a-son-speaks-out-by-moses-farrow.html

And with the shitshow the world currently is, some nights you just want a soft pat on the head and some generic light laughs. If anything, he’s the PERFECT person for this gig.

Look, just trust me on this.

Great job baiting a psychologically unhinged man into nuclear war.

I really wanted to buy the first couple books for my cousin who was turning 9. It turns out bookstores don’t carry them anymore, but some asshole turned them into a GRAPHIC NOVEL.

The only sensible solution is to stop playing the fucking national anthem football.

I think the issue was the material was a tad too thick for how tiny she is. The dress is gorgeous, she is stunning, but the material was a little too bulky for her. It made the sleeves bunch up weirdly. Her second dress was perfect.

Evolution is a mindfuck, man.

Early reports not looking good.

This is totally unsurprising, but let’s be honest: If you asked MOST 71 year old men, would they know what HPV is? I know a lot of men in their 30s who don’t simply because HPV does not typically affect men (as little more than carriers) and there is no HPV test for men. Now, there are men like Bill Gates who are…

I am 37 and this is not a creature I have ever seen before. It looks like a Photoshop exercise.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that all the women they filled those positions with are Republicans, so they may as well have filled them with white men as they are equally toxic.

I did, too. I stopped watching when he died. But... I guess I should start again?

She’s 48. Extremely unlikely, but fun to think about nonetheless. I hope she gets laid by people not her husband all the effing time.

I’m not convinced that it’s best for the baby, either. If you spend a year with your mother (in prison) and then are sent out to live with family you have zero connection with, I would imagine that’s far more traumatizing for a one year old (or 18 month old in some cases) than for a newborn to go home and start its…

It matters because that is why everyone will hail him as a savior.

“Mousy little shitbird” might be my new favorite insult.