Or maybe she just wants to fuck him. That’s okay, too.

Mark, honey, sweetie... get some sun, please. Vitamin D is good for you, I promise.

The show has been on a lot longer than Megan Fox was ever attached to it. And I found her character hilarious.

I understand what you’re trying to say... you just... didn’t say it in the best way.

His response makes sense once you understand that he has been accused of sexual harassment and bullying of his own staff behind the scenes for years. Make them seem like opportunists before they come for you... and you know they are coming for you.

I tried that late last year and I do not recommend it for super sensitive or eczema prone skin. Which is a shame because my skin was sooooooo soft after.

Are you sure she’s white? Because I look white and my family is Mexican and Native American. Just saying. She may look one way and her DNA may say something else. Genetics are weird.

My thoughts as I was reading this:

My teachers were like family, every one rooting for me. I don’t think you get that at a PWI.

Huh. I thought it was just me. I’m not into... bros?

Elected office isn’t the only way to still be involved in politics.

Its best for her to support from the sidelines

she complains less about how unfair the election was than the guy who fucking won it.

“...stop making shit about you...”

I think that’s the bigger and more important question: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD SHE GO AWAY? She is an amazing human who has done so much for us and we are lucky to have her. Maybe everyone else should go the fuck away.

I was legit wondering if maybe the plan of the first season is to have her face the cognitive dissonance in her life and finally come around to being a democrat. I hope that’s the case.

That’s not accurate. Thora Birch was topless in American Beauty. And she was 16 at the time.

Man going through a most likely contentious and extraordinarily expensive divorce gets a concealed carry permit. Seems like a domestic violence incident waiting to happen.

I think it’s weird that they consider massaging someone’s feet a gendered activity.

I think it’s pretty obvious from that gif that she isn’t. She lets go of him — practically FLINCHES — when he touches her hips. I think she’s terrified of falling out of his good graces because even she knows she’s totally useless on her own, so she’s willing to spew whatever bullshit is necessary to continue being…