Of course you do. We all totally believe you!

And yet here you are.

You know who else is afraid of educated teen girls?

Just barely more likely to die from a school shooting than a lightning strike!

Is this an offer somewhere? Where do I sign up? Money please. Money every.single.time. I’m a single mom. I don’t need love, I need money.

ME TOO!

When I was in maybe third grade a teacher told me I would never graduate from college because I hold my pencil incorrectly. I remember it to this day, crystal clear.

So we should treat all women in subordinate positions like children? Women who wish to pursue relationships have no agency?

I used to work in the customer service department of a bio-medical company doing data management. I cannot tell you how many email addresses I saw like that on a regular basis. Can you imagine having to tell your doctor that your email address is “Sexxxy69ladee@yahoo.com”? FFS.

The whole point of his character is that he’s a stupid, selfish oaf.

And with all due respect, I don’t WANT you to have a gun. NYPD only hits their target 18% of the time in a fire fight and they have extensive training. You’re a teacher. How on earth could we expect you to do better than that? How can we expect you to not accidentally take out a few students? And how are you going to…

Your article’s tone seems a bit over the top.

So, god is such a narcissist that he will murder children simply because he doesn’t get his way?

I didn’t realize he was so old. Mittens, sweetie, just retire. It’s fine. We don’t need you anymore.

The science proves gun control works. But, sure, I’m sure whatever bullshit you’ve invented in your brain is better than that. https://academic.oup.com/epirev/article/38/1/140/2754868

I’m a photographer and I primarily work with families with children.

Sorry, this is utter garbage. Please see the UK and Australia. And then go fuck yourself.

No thank you.

Totally fair question. I can only speak for myself. I’m a single mom. Going to jail or getting hurt (or worse) isn’t an option. Which means I donate money and time and I vote and I encourage others to vote and engage in what is, I hope, meaningful dialogue with people I disagree with. Nothing is worth my son losing…

This is literally the greatest thing I’ve read in months.