But guys! People are just going to do it anyway, so why bother making laws?

Aw fuck. Can someone please put Stevie into protective custody, please? Just in case?

YES. I STILL have a few songs from the soundtrack on my ipod!

Yeah, neither of these stories elicits any real sympathy from me. You were a drug addict and lost your kids and then got sober? THAT IS THE SYSTEM WORKING FOR YOU.

It’s actually toxoplasmosis that is the threat, it’s in cat poop, not pee, and most people who have cats already have it and have no symptoms and it causes no problems. Cleaning cat pee out of the fucking sink isn’t going to kill her fetus.

I had never experienced it either until I cut out all caffeine while I was pregnant. Around 7 months I had half a glass of coke. I. Felt. AMAZING. My head felt clear, I felt cheerful and alert. It was incredible. Once I delivered that feeling with coffee only lasted... maybe a month? before I was immune to it again.

Even in California it is illegal to drug someone without their consent. It’s called assault.

Because it affects some people differently.

Yes. This is not okay. It’s not a funny story. It’s literally a crime.

Because Toaster Strudel is funnier! Toaster Strudel is simply the thing that is not a PopTart.

I’m an adult and I still have a crush on her. She hosted a screening and Q&A of Away From Her and she was being so sweet and friendly afterwards and chatting with everyone and I love her so much I couldn’t bring myself to go talk to her. And I regret it every. single. day.

I totally agree with you. The fact that it didn’t become a full-fledged affair until six months ago... likely when he found out she was pregnant... tells me there are other issues here that have zero to do with him being some narcissistic serial cheater and instead just a really deeply hurt and anxious soon-to-be dad.…

So... in the meantime...? We are just supposed to cross our fingers and hope for the best? Okay.

She could publicly oppose him and everything he stands for.

THANK YOU. This is what I came here to yell about. This is not only extremely dangerous, IT IS ILLEGAL. Even if the tracks are “abandoned”. ALL railroad tracks are private property in the US. The only exceptions are tracks held in private museums (see: Travel Town in Griffith Park in LA). NOT COOL. NOT OKAY.

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT.

Remember in Patch Adams when it’s that woman’s dying wish to swim in spaghetti? JUST SAYIN’, EATALY. 

Yes, it is super clear (it’s printed on the bottle), they have to make it super clear, and then a pharmacist comes out and tells you again, right to your face. But some people are idiots.

What he meant was, “God’s got ME... here in my nice, dry, giant house.”

Don’t be silly. These people don’t read.