Ummmm. NO. The Fritzl case has fuck-all to do with the theme of “Goodbye Earl,” whereby a consensual relationship between two adults becomes abusive. And frankly, neither does the Cleveland case. The uptempo revenge jam is no place to trot out the pain and suffering of women and children who were abducted and held as…

Top 5 favorite movie of all time! After the shitty weekend I think I'm watching this tonight and of course it's one of three DVDs I still own. I need the joy this movie always gives me.

Peach TP! Oh, that brings me back. So fancy. Much wow. Of course with matching fuzzy toilet lid cover, floor mat, and soft skooshy toilet seat cover that always made that “pffffffff” sound when you sat down and inevitably developed a crack to pinch your thigh meat.

I really need this today, so THANK YOU. I would take a dozen more articles full of these glam pictures. That floppy hat is killer. Tyra would be over the moon for her expression.

She probably had it redone every weekend, that's what my grandma did

Jeebus, that is a special kind of asshole. What kind of person does something like that?

I remember my French teacher in high school dressed the same way every day: pencil skirt, silk blouse, stilettos, reading glasses on a pearl chain AND an enormous beehive. The rumour was that she never washed it and we would try to shoot bits of eraser or paper in it to see if they would be there the next day (I can’t…

I don’t know latin so I’m just going to assume that chest tattoo translates into “No Ragrets.”

I’d suggest, let’s talk neck and near-neck tattoos. IMO they make one un-marriageable. Discuss.

Why did they have to preface the fact she's gay by her accomplishments? So if she was a B average student and smoked weed with diesel mamas on the weekends, she wouldn't be worth it?

That neck scarf and that splayed-out collar? Totally straight. I’d bet The Donald’s life on it.

Somewhat related to the topic, when people ask if being gay is a choice, I say that the correct answer is “no it’s not”, but I think an even better answer is “so what if it was”? I just never understood why some people care so much about others being intimate with members of the same sex. Seriously, how does it affect…

I’m so glad for Sarah that not all of her family are shitlords. My heart breaks for the kids at the facility that aren’t that lucky. All of these military-style/hard labor camps for “troubled” teens should be illegal, they're abuse straight up.

I am pregnant as of, like, this morning, and I feel you.

I have never wanted to be less pregnant than in this moment. I want a glass of this ridiculous thing more than I want to not have consistent braxton hicks.

I’m still processing the concept of vaginal elasticity. Does does one measure that using the standardized VAJ? Or are we using metric V-Jays?

I think someone stayed up very late, drank a few too many cups of coffee, and then had the type of brilliant thought process known to people who pull all nighters and said,” I KNOW! I’LL WRITE LIKE I’M BACK IN A CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP WITH THAT HOT TEACHER WHO HAD A VANITY NOVEL PUBLISHED THAT ONE TIME!”

What did I just read???

Yoga Grifters as a comedy is something I would def watch.

Somewhere M. Night Shayamalamadingdong is crying because he didn’t think of it first.