That’s always my question. Gawker used to routinely get commenters who said things like, “I’m a radical feminist, and Jezebel still scares me!”

Seriously. What is up with necklines these days. It’s always at one end of extreme: too high or too low. I’m forever searching for appropriate work tops.

I heard my friend’s husband use “feminazi” recently so I hate him. Does that count?

A former co-worker tried to claim that Jezebel was “a radical feminist blog” and I laughed in his face super hard.

I like to compress them down into diamonds, which I then wear.

He CAN’T handcuff her! There is a process for contempt of court; he didn’t even charge her with contempt of court. He made her sit in the corner like a fucking toddler in time out. There is no reason why this should have happened.

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

you know what makes this extra sad? florida declined medicaid expansion for no fucking reason whatsoever. we’re the richest country in the world. people shouldn’t have to make these choices, especially not because of idiot politicians trying to stand their ground on absolute fucking nonsense.

The Holy Spirit sides with whoever has the dankest weed.

Haven’t you ever read the parable of the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Samaritan?

You know what would make rape way more fun? An unintended pregnancy that I’m forced to carry to to completion because I can’t get an abortion! Because that has never harmed a woman, ever.

I don’t think you’re on the same sarcasm wavelength as the rest of us.

Uh... socialists don't pay? Last I checked, we were very much about people being paid fairly. It's the god squad who have a reputation for things like not tipping, and feeling entitled to free goods and services. Methinks that whenever this guy has had customers reluctant to pay, he has simply decided that they must…

I always knew god hated socialists.

I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of The Bible is when Jesus yelled “no bread for that poor gay democrat!” at the feeding of the multitude. Classic Jesus.

There may be no greater evil in the world to me than from pieces of shit like this, who actually justify lack of professionalism, pissing on the law or decency—not just a simple, “I didn’t want to do it”, but “JESUS HIMSELF TOLD ME I WAS RIGHT”.

BUT! Your on your own for prenatal, labor and postnatal care and you better bootstrap the fuck up because we ain’t paying for your child once it’s out breathing air.

I usually add: a seed is not a tree, an egg is not a chicken, a fetus is not a person.

At first I thought you were talking about Susan Ross and I was like “HOW DARE YOU INSULT HER!” But if Sally were based off of her I could totally see that.

As disgusting as this is, I actually prefer this on a idealogical level compared to the politicians who think there should be exceptions. I think it is pretty hypocritical to allow it in some cases and not others because you either think that the fetus is a fully formed human being or you don’t. I don’t really see how…