Libertarianism always sounds really great after about 30 seconds and REALLY FUCKING BATSHIT after about 30 minutes.

After all this time, Alan.

“Always.”

That's one badass assistant principal.

“People mass-shoot buildings on a nearly weekly basis because they’re evil (yes, even white ones!).”

But “evil” isn’t a real motivation. It’s a judgment applied to people’s actions/motivations by others. Like, child rapists don’t rape children because they’re evil, they rape children because they’re sexually aroused by…

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

And how will she wear her hair? Half up? Three-quarters up? Barrette or scrunchie? SO MANY QUESTIONS.

Can’t wait to see what she’s going to wear. Gingham potato sack? Marsala potato sack?

Um, this was pretty obviously him being focused on something out of frame, and then being startled when someone brushed him as they walked past. He’s cringing because he realized he was accidentally in the way of something important. I don’t think his reaction time for that expression was even long enough to register…

Exactly. Why couldn’t she have said, “Excuse me,” like someone with manners would have? The layout of the Golden Globes isn’t like that of the Oscars. People are all over the place. You don’t know where the winners are coming from.

one of my friends was ALL about it. TBH most of the award recipients didnt make too much sense to me so I couldnt really be mad about this one

I’d make a face if someone whacked me in the arm too - no idea why this was such a big deal.

Okay. I guess if we don’t talk about something it will go away or it means it doesn’t exist? Hmmm. Interesting take.

Well, um, I’m not white but thanks this explanation makes the most sense

Nikki, has some women fooled with her pro women stance, but when Nikki is actually taking such a stance, it only applies to Nikki. Nikki is pro Nikki and screw any other women. I caught on to her shtick long ago.

NBC also filmed themselves knocking on the door of the young woman’s family apartment

begged to use the phone to call the police, and he’d refused: “He was acting like he was drunk.”

Yes, because drunk people never have emergencies, too.

Rebuttal: You spineless, money grubbing, enabling immoral cowards who treat pedophilia as if it’s the equivalent of swiping a bag.of Doritos from a convenience store. Duggar can go “heal” in jail.

Silly me. My husband and I (both hunting and gun-possessing citizens whose weapons were all legally purchased and are securely stored) just watched this and agreed with the vast majority Obama talked about. And I was remarking how I thought Obama did a really good job of reassuring people what these changes DIDN’T…

I just learned about a fun loophole in gun control rules that explains the increase in man power: in some states, if the background check takes longer than 3 days to complete, the buyer gets the gun regardless of what the ultimate findings are.