You are not considered non-combatant if you’re rebelling against the government or U.S. military. I responded to a post about “civilians”. So while I agree with you, that wasn’t the point of my post at all.

You think our military DOESN’T kill civilians because they’re ordered to? Oh-okay. (Backs away slowly....)

You should try having a degree from FSU and being a Chicago sports fan. It’s the worst.

This is waaaay too much information but I wonder if it has something to do with the fact that a lot of people in the younger generations don’t let the guy cum inside you. It’s just a quick wipe with a tissue and then onto the snuggling.

Lost my good insurance and now I’m paying $60 a month for birth control. I need to be getting fulfilled more often too to justify that shit.

It’s not? Being paid to attend a highly publicized dinner as the guest of someone means you probably wouldn’t say no to being paid to have sex with them? What are you, a judge in Florida?

I didn’t even know pizza orders like that were a thing. Special QUARTERS? I feel like an asshole ordering half and half. Christ people are special little snowflakes.

I worked in an ice cream parlor for about 4 years in high school. I had specific flavors that I ate for breakfast, and same for lunch and dinner. Coconut? Always breakfast. Butter Pecan... lunch.

My sister, who is currently hobnobbing with celebrities as we speak, chose to live in her car for a month over moving back into our parents house. So I feel ya.

This girl is the WORST. No question. I am not at all surprised that there are terrible people in the world. But really, you had to use the word “bitch”?

Where is everyone? I feel like I showed up to school on a Saturday.

I DO NOW

Wait, did you see the video of the accident? It may change your opinion slightly.

Big Lots is a magical place. I found dunkaroos once in college and have carried that sense of accomplishment with me ever since.

Oh! Random unsolicited recommendation! Canadian sunscreen (like European brands) is extra fabulous and has ingredients (?) that the FDA won’t approve. I always have my relatives bring me Ombrelle which is fantastic. (You can get Ombrelle in the states but it doesn’t have the same stuff in it).

My first reactions were rage and sadness that I missed this but on second thought, I don’t think I could have handled the loss.

Australia must have such amazing stoner food to distract you from all the things that are trying to kill you.

This cracked me up. Do you remember Ringolos? They were my favorite but the company must have folded because I can’t find them anywhere!

GIVE ME MY FUCKING KETCHUP CHIPS LAYS. Goddamn it. I don’t need these weird ass new flavors; I just need the flavor of chip that you already make to be sold in America and not cost me THIRTY DOLLARS to import from Canada.

There is a guy who pulls this schtick on the Brown line El in Chicago. He even offers to show you the wound. The first time I saw him, I felt terrible that I wouldn’t give him money and couldn’t meet his eye. The second time, I was so furious I wanted to shout that I had seen him do the exact same spiel, word for word…