i hope you kicked that one guy in the balls before you left. or maybe puked on him—that would have been awesome.

I practically have no labia minora, and have felt like a freak when more than one sex partner has exclaimed that I have a “proper looking one, like you see in porn” (like wtf is that even supposed to mean).
The guys were always somehow baffled when I wasn’t appreciative of their “Compliment”. My response to the guys…

Great point. Because that’s one thing we sure don’t have over here— an everyday way for people to see what everyday bodies actually LOOK like!

Yeah dude. I’ve got uneven labia and I’ll admit I felt a little self-conscious about them when I was a teenager because I came of age in the internet porn era, but that pretty much evaporated after I started actually sleeping with guys and realizing that most of them are just pretty excited to be there and not down…

Vagina Valance is the name of the hard boiled female private detective in the feminist retro-noir radio serial somebody on Jezebel needs to write.

Something tells me this is a cop out on the yoga pants wearers part. It’s a lot less squicky to say “so I look good on yoga pants!” than it is to say “a man made fun of me once and it has stuck with me for years.”

I wish every health & sex-ed class for girls would issue Our Bodies, Ourselves! They’re growing up thinking that this-or-that body part is horribly mutated, because they see this kind of shit on TV or online (or on those subway plastic-surgery ads).... they’re growing up with no clue about what is normal & what may…

“Spandex Burger”? Wasn’t that a punk band out of New York in the late 70s?
If not then you need to start a punk band. Seriously.

Exactly. Are people just slug-trailing all over their pants and washing them every single time?

Yeah that’s news to me. I mean, I used to room with a dance major in college, and they never wear underwear under their tights, but I thought it was just them.

Let them stay virgins, I say.

Wait...do people not wear panties with leggings and such?

there’s a lot of dumb virgin men on the internet who believe the more sex a woman has, the more “stretched out” the inner labia become. i couldn’t fucking make this shit up if i tried.

I went through some insecurity in my younger years (middle school exposure to internet porn). But decided that I like orgasms and a functional vagina more than having a neat and tidy labia.

I’ll consent to a labioplasty the day my husband has a testicle lift. It ain’t just lady bits that sag, y’all.

It’s kind of hilarious how people want to see womens’ body parts in tight clothes until they don’t. Oh noes! My clothes moved in such a way as to indicate I might have more than a pair of plastic molded-on Barbie panties down there! The horror!

lol right

Hum I think the problem is that he’s not taking youth seriously enough!

If your vagina is free of actual medical problems, there’s nothing wrong with it. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking shithead.

Here’s a cool idea that I’m really into: Wearing whatever the fuck I want and feeling damn fine in whatever clothes I do or do not feel like covering my naked ass with. Addendum to my very cool idea: Not giving a shit what anyone else is or is not wearing, and loving the fact that they and I are able to be happy with…