Honestly though... who is pregnant and going to a wine tasting!? Aren’t your friends giving you the “side eye”... isn’t your partner like, “Yoooo, Katie you better spit that shit out!”.

When I was drinking daily, it wasn’t because of my family. It was because work was a hellhole from which I could not easily escape. Family stuff could be annoying, but that’s not what drove me to self-medicate.

I really don’t understand the resistance to science here. Alcohol reaches your baby and their developing liver at the same concentration that it reaches your brain. If you are buzzed, your baby is trying to metabolize it with their tiny organs.

I’m super disappointed in this album. With all the whispers about him making a country album and his collaborations with Chris Stapleton, I had high hopes for something a little more acoustic-y and Americana-y.

1.) Is it bad that I was hoping that Dad was going to get some good licks in on Larry before anyone could intervene?

It’s great. Pressure cooker, slow cooker, rice cooker. Got rid of all three and I just have one unit on my kitchen counter now

People are dumb. They don’t read instruction manuals and when they do they have poor reading comprehension.

I don’t get it. I’ve used mine several times a week since I bought it about 2 months ago. I just set everything manually and once you get a feel for it it’s easy. And I did spaghetti and didn’t have sauce spatter everywhere, unlike my kitchen aid mixer which has fucked me more times than I can count.

She’s a better person then me because I would have just chucked it over my shoulder, like bitch I don’t want this tacky ass gift from your dumbass, walking up here by yourself, because your bitch ass husband doesn’t give a shit about you.

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Heads up: I will consider blocking anyone whose response to this is anything resembling “I DON’T GET IT I’M OLD”

How to Get Away With Murder is an aspirational quote to Melania.

Gaga is a true talent who can actually sing, play killer piano, and write actual music. She is really underappreciated.

My prediction: she’ll use her power/influence/wealth to help support Cory Booker’s campaign, should he decide to run for president in 2020.

She has a movie coming out in March—A Wrinkle in Time.

Oprah has said that she has no intention of running for president. Why would she, when she’s already Oprah? Donald Trump probably wishes he had powerful-yet-chilled out lifestyle that she lives on a daily basis.

Good, now let’s drop this idea. We need people with political experience. And truthfully, my issue with Oprah is her questionable judgment. Phil, Oz, Anti-vax, The Secret, spending $40m on frivolities such as custom closets in a girl’s school and then walking away when it turns to shit.

I’ve always felt very secure and confident with myself in knowing what I could do and what I could not.

This is exactly right. She is a beloved figure and rich as heck. Her world now is totally of her own making and she is about as free as you can hope to be. Running for President is a very bad idea for Oprah as a brand and person.

Right? I cringe when I think she thought her family wouldn’t want her back because she was no longer pure.