Not to be... whatever, but TSwift definitely had a boob job a year or two ago. No shame in that game, but her boobs are clearly much bigger than they used to be.

All of this.

I thank my lucky stars that I have a decent in-laws. Yes they’re more conservative than my husband and I but they’ve learned not bring social issues up with me because I have made his sisters look the fool enough times. My MIL is literally the nicest person anyone ever meets, she’s a tiny Italian lady who loves wine…

Some people are just not that self aware. Some people aren’t comfortable dealing with others that are sickly. Some people are just assholes.

Holy shit...did I just read ~good~ advice in this column this week? Weird!

Like Morrissey’s new song, it’s about masturbation, isn’t it?

100%. The double also has a booty...

LOL she’s so corny

It probably still is.

complete trash. that “rapping” is beyond terrifying. my ears just got full blown AIDS.

two words: silk caftans 

I like that she’s ‘nude’ but is wearing heels. Or are the robot’s feet heel-shaped??

actually when I rethink what I’d do with a truck of money I’d just rent very fancy dresses and swing from trees, because I’m too sexually awkward for either of these fantasy videos

Why aren’t my tits that close together?

if i had a truck of money i would hire idris elba to be in my video. he’d be wearing a tux and there would be a sex scene.

Can’t wait to hear all the really complicated and utterly ridiculous fan theories around this video and its story.

Talking about islands and island breezes while in some future dystopian Asia w/o Asians reminded me of MJ crooning about talking on the phone in Remember the Time’s ancient Egypt.

I dunno, I just feel like shes trying SO HARD to push the girl girl gone bad image.

I have to disagree. It makes a ‘meh’ song into a ‘??????’ song really quickly. Why would you pair a song about love/passion/general swifty feelings she has for every guy/crushes with imagery from Ghost in a Shell???? It creates a jarring discrepancy between the lyrics and the images.

She is probably going to remain freakishly hot, blonde and white for an annoyingly long time which means that no matter how shitty her music is she will remain plastered all over the front page of the internet.