Brendan Dassy is still in prison. He obviously didn’t do anything, don’t expect justice in WI anytime soon.

I will one day dance to “Wildflowers” with my dad at my wedding. One day. The first time I heard that song when I was about 14 or 15, I decided that I would have a semi -traditional wedding ONLY so that I could dance to this song with my dad. Otherwise, eloping would be just fine.

I’m sad I’ll never hear Tom Petty sing live again. But I am really sorry that Tom Petty the grandfather didn’t get to hang out with his granddaughter like he wanted to once off the road. That sucks.

This video scared the shit outta me when I was a kid (although I like the song). I actually just listened to it with the video opened in another tab so I wouldn’t have to look at it lol

Fuck.

It’s the beer. No joke. Country music concerts draw people who drink alcohol to excess and more often than not, it’s the drunks who either injure themselves or others.

What the fuck does this have to do with anything? Maybe we should ban ariana grande concerts too. Get your fuckin mind right duke.

Don’t forget the exclamation point at the end to show how excited he is about God Blessing America.

Well, the character she played only ever used her oven as storage space ...

You take that back. Halloween is the best of all holidays.

My favourite Christmas song:

She really is a dead ringer for Darlene!

YUP. This is what people don’t tell you when you’re trying to decide whether to marry someone (at least, no one told me). You need to consider what you’ll need in a partner over the course of your whole life and it’s pretty likely that your sexual needs are going to change. Age is a factor, as are kids, a busy job,…

actually, the grossest thing is when other people judge or try to define how others grieve a lost loved one.

Davos is the hero we all need. I seriously cheer him every time he does this.

For the first letter, why the ever living fuck can’t the LW’s fiance/fiancee tell the sister not to bring the kids? Like, on the phone. Why is it the LW’s job? Or, why not have a family friend tell her at the wedding, if she brings the kids, not to let her in?

Bobby, I cherish your hatred for This Is Us. It sustains me.

“Damn it, Fake Ending #6 with Gendry marrying Podrick, and using their entwined man-flutes to invoke the Power of Greyskull and rule the Seven Kingdoms by divine genital fiat... had the sharpest narrative beats. WE’RE GOING WITH THAT ENDING.”

I made $10 an hour working at a country club 20 years ago. When we worked wedding receptions, the automatic gratuity on the bill was split among staff. I don’t know if the entirety was given to us, but it wasn’t unusual for me to make $200-500 serving at a reception.

Actually (*pushes up glasses nerdily*) whether it’s going to get dismissed in court depends on what the add-on is called (e.g., gratuity, service charge, etc.) and what your state law says about that type of charge. Don’t discourage workers who feel they’re being cheated from discussing it with a competent…