I don’t believe you (re. both points).

There used to be a great blog called Celebrities Eating. This was the kind of thing they lived for.

This guy has the most terrifying face I’ve ever seen. Is he rich because he sued his plastic surgeon?

This guy is an idiot, and I feel dumber for having wasted a moment of my thoughts on him.

What... are those pants? What year is this? I hope they tear-away.

I am legit scared of this person. Like my whole body convulses and I am covered in goose bumps when I see his image. Anyone else?

Have you heard the bonkers speculation that she chose nov 10 for release b/c she wanted to release the album on the day Kanye’s mom died?

So she is a Republican!

I can’t think of a musician feud that produced two worse songs than this one. The Katy Perry one was so bland and forgettable, but this new Taylor Swift is just hilarious for all of the wrong reasons.

She certainly did

Too sexy for my cat!

Yes, I wrote this song as a teenager in 2001.

Beautiful gowns.

Look what you made me do.

I’m,

This is why Swift will eventually just be abandoned by listeners over 25 or so. She can’t let go of the past, and as listeners get older they aren’t interested in this high school drama.

I think it’s great that the new Taylor is willing to stand up for herself by holding grudges and getting even with people who made her the victim. It’s really groundbreaking territory for her lyrics.

I’ve only listened once so far and am very tired, but I definitely took it as her playing the victim rather than owning up to her misguided publicity efforts last summer. I interpreted it as her detailing how someone else’s actions make her seem like a villain, thus shirking responsibility for her new reputation.