Damn. Take your star.

“Study shows we’ve run out of studies that prove anything but common-sense.”

They spent money to tell us something we already knew.

Teresa Jo was reportedly caught flexing with a 23-year-old inmate trustee who was being held on minimal charges and “authorized to perform work inside and outside of the detention center and sheriff’s office facilities.”

The rubbing our faces in it has to be purposeful. There’s no way an entire administration and everyone tangentially related lacks any semblance of self-awareness, right?

She has to fuck Steve Mnuchin. She’s paying in her own way.

Wtf is wrong with everyone in this administration and public service? First Zinke’s wife is live-tweeting their exotic Greek vacation and now Linton is bragging about her private taxpayer expensed jet and designer clothes? He’s worth $500 million but couldn’t pay for a private jet or 1st class but had to ride off…

And yet should we enforce stupid rules? It’s illegal to take a picture of someone with their pants down. That’s the job of police.

Just because I could commit a crime doesn’t mean I did. That’s why we have inalienable human rights.

I have the potential to commit homicide every time I get behind the wheel of my car. I…

Enforced how? With....cameras?

I was hoping the quotes around “full support” indicated some kind of ironic twist to this, but it falls too perfectly into Poe’s Law territory to tell.

Authoritarian recognize authoritarian.

more like fraternal order of pricks.

I now have a real reason for saying “no” when they call asking for donations. Thanks.

Who is writing their press releases!!!?

It just dawned on me actually. They’re supporting the candidate that will deliver the most civil unrest because it gives them job security when everything goes to shit.

I had to check if this was a shop, satire, a joke or whatever.

This doesn’t surprise me one bit

Of course they support him. He told the easily disproved lie that all cop shooters would face the death penalty and they all cheered him like Caesar crossing the Rubicon. Being law enforcement in this country doesn’t typically require even average intelligence.

... and there we have it.