say hi to the Burners for us

I’m pretty sure my colon cleanses itself.

you wouldn’t believe how many people told me it works after I posted something mocking a cruncha granola mom for suggesting it to me last winter.

Jesus, I’m not even a die hard and I can see that what HRC has done is incredible. SHE WAS BORN IN 1947. She went to Yale Law when there were less than 30 women in her class.

I don’t believe Bill Clinton would ever have been President without Hillary. And Susan Sarandon can blow me.

Are you sure? She got into Wellesley and Yale Law on her own in the 60s. She got onto the editorial board of a law journal all on her own. She started working on children’s issues while she was still at Yale.

“You have no idea what her career would’ve been without Bill Clinton and to speculate like she would’ve wound up some regular non-ambitious person is completely unfounded.”

The notion that 8 years of mayoral experience in Burlington, a town of about 40,000, is useful towards the presidency is NONSENSE. I would definitely rank national experience, even in an unelected position like First Lady or Secretary of State, as more relevant than that.

Who was in Life magazine for a liberal rebuttal of a standing Senator’s speech at their college graduation, who got a job as part of the Watergate prosecution team straight out of law school? Are you guessing Bill? You’d be wrong. Sexism has some amazing blinders available- every accomplishment Hillary Rodham had was…

Well to be fair, when is she not? She’s my spirit animal. I’m still laughing at Depressed Prince of Bel Air.

True. Except that 22 year old dummy with the helicopter mom and absent daddy paying his way through ucla.

Definitely this

Dating myself here, but I’d like to see Carol Burnett as the tutor, Tim Conway as the college student, and Harvey Korman as the maitre’d.

But he eats at fancy restaurants! I bet he even knows how to use a fork!

Sadly not, because you’re missing a comma. So I’m afraid you get

Needs a “woke-up call”?

Perinatal hospice care:

I think we can safely assume if he’s waving a gun around in front of his children intimidation is his parenting method of choice.

In that clip from ET they announced her age and weight and then implied it’s pathetic to plan your own bday party.

I feel Sophia best expresses my feelings.