Louise Belcher is going to be so pissed.

I’m betting she didn’t whisper “If you hit it you can hit it”

Rihanna can do whatever the sweet she likes because I have just booked an appointment with GILLIAN ANDERSON’S HAIRDRESSER and God is real and

Also, on July 12th be sure to pick up my tell all Bears: A Serial Listener Who Remembers, Like, a good 60% of what happened but only about 25% of the Names Involved but still makes “There’s a Shrimp Sale at the Crab Crib” Jokes.

It’s the only thing I relate to. My sisters and I are formidable when aligned. I mean, if we can stop giggling long enough to intimidate. From womb to tomb.

The core of the anti-vax, enema-giving, mercury-chelating anti-autistic doctrine that Autism Speaks, Jim Carey, Jenny McCarthy and her circle preach is that autistics are wrong the way we are and that we need to be cured, fixed, and changed. Autism does not take children from their parents, ableism takes parents from…

ilu for this reaction gif

I’m in a generous mood today because it’s after noon and tomorrow is Friday and I don’t need any kinda nonsense like this muddying my day. Thank you for being another reasonable voice in this thread tho and for the laugh!

The problem is, in our poorly educated society, most of the audience wouldn’t understand what was going on and might freak out. Like they might panic and think they are in a mass shooting and someone could get hurt

Whilst watching 11.22.63, a James Franco vehicle where he time travels to stop JFK’s assassination, I kept calling Lee Harvey Oswalt “John Wilkes Booth” because I am the funniest person that ever lived.

Abe Lincoln is my go-to story whenever someone says “a little fun wouldn’t kill ya” or “you should go out once in a while, what’s the harm?”

That’s fascinating - now I want to see the play.

I seriously wonder if some troll created an account resembling an old time commenter or whether this person just is going through some very difficult personal issues and has some very bad days that they then unleash here. Bless her(?) heart

You’re the one coming at the thread with your hysteria about drug dealers on a story about a guy growing fucking pot. So yeah, it’s pretty clear you’re having an off day where you decide to shit all over Jezebel rather than just your normal sarcastic shit. Good for you.

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As a former goalie, that’s kind of beautiful! I preferred to stop breakaways with slide tackling from the front though. I never got any cards, or penalties for clean slide tackles. Granted, it didn’t always work, but with a breakaway, the striker has the clear advantage.

One word; Boomers.

As a mom of a child with autism I find it mind-boggling that parents of non neurotypical kids jump on the anti-vax wagon. Because the message of the whole movement is: “It’s better to risk the life of your child than to wind up with one with autism”. It’s so unbelievably disloyal to your children. My son is perfect…

I try on American Apparel clothes when I want to feel bad about myself.

I wish this was a Jolie Kerr article. Then we would learn how to launder our money.