It's okay friend, sit by me and I can be awake for the both of us.

Nooooo, haven't you ever seen Martin? From the 90s? When he would go "Daaaayum Gina!"?

OMG Bill and Baggage hahaha. And our little guy does cat in a special way. The other day I was making a sandwich for Mister Cannibal Sharks lunch and Poo Brain became very interested and was so enthralled by the smell of sliced turkey that he broke and he started tilting his head from side to side until he lost his…

What is life without Millihelen? IT IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN DEATH.

So long as you let all the children dominate you and defeat you they shouldn't be terrified. Wear a cup.

My boyfriends cats are named Boromir and Faramir. Since we’ve moved in together I’ve renamed Boromir Bobo-man and Faramir is Poo Brain, so named for the poo in his head that prevents him from catting intelligently.

Just heard on the radio that Jerry Brown signed a law to begin phasing in a $15/hr minimum wage. THINGS ARE HAPPENING.

I know we need to be positive and all but this is too much.

I literally just figured this out. I’m on the west coast so I’m three hours behind, but I think I get credit for it only being a little past 8 here

Maybe there is already a product on shelves with that name, or a really similar one? I agree the first name is much cuter.

When I was like 7 we were in groups doing a story writing exercise where everyone takes turns making up a part of a story and our story was about a camping trip. This boy Jack wrote a portion of the story in which he pulled a prank and pantsed the girls in our group in front of the camp. Not one to suffer fools, in my…

You would be shocked to know that a lot of men love fat women. And a lot of women love fat dudes. Weird, huh?

Not to mention that is the same argument invoked by 13 year old white boys.

Hmm...stubborn youths.

That sounds absolutely awful. Is she a transplant who was desperate to live near the ocean?

Considering this dudes been at this for like 2 weeks and just got an article in the Post written about him I'd say he's got like another 96 hours before some code enforcer comes knocking on his curtain flap to evict him.

I'm interested in what the people who were actually cursing at you because you dared to point out a May/December romance have to say now.

BETTY WHITE I WILL BE YOUR CARETAKER FOR FREE IF I CAN LIVE WITH YOU AND HAVE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH AND YOU LET ME EAT YOUR FOOD AND DRIVE YOUR CAR