Dude 50 cent sucks. You have to be some special kind of shitty to declare bankruptcy to avoid paying off a debt and then take to social media to flaunt your falsely held wealth.

For the most part you’re right, but as a fellow participant in the horrorshow and also as a Lady Cannibal Shark I always ignored messages trying to compliment my luscious gills and fins and always responded to thoughtful conversational messages. Maybe "right" isn't the correct word, but I feel like there at least more…

So long as they are conversational in nature and not commenting on a persons looks you are doing it right. It's a lottery whether someone will respond but I feel like the chances of attracting a quality partner go up exponentially by trying to appeal to someone socially/intellectually rather than superficially.

Yeah, you said something below about letting the girl know she was human and not a piece of meat and that is EXACTLY how I would explain the feeling of online dating to my friends in relationships. Until you hear from a decent dude who just wants to talk its like you're batting the dickheads away with a fly swatter…

Well just the prior mate and to be fair he was a very bad tank mate. Mister Cannibal Shark and I get along very well and the only bites he gets are love nibbles.

Bye Felipe is life.

The weirdest one was a copy and paste message something like: "Hello and congratulations! You have just won one free scintillating conversation with a...." I can't remember the rest, but I received this message my first time doing online dating and I was dumb enough to respond kindly. I then found a BF, dated him for…

Rule number 1: read the entire profile and try to draw from that to start a conversation. Complimenting on appearances is the easiest thing you can do and it will also be one of about 10 messages saying the same thing. "Hi I noticed you said you like ____, what do you think about ______?"

So much agree. If a guy commented on my physical appearance, or asked immediately if I wanted to "come over" I wouldn't even respond. Mister Cannibal Shark started a discussion about the Poisonwood Bible with me since I mentioned liking Barbara Kingsolver. I had also been secretly willing him to write to me since I…

Irony thy name is Jamie Gilt.

Kween Kbeiber

I am lol-ing and I can't stop.

It is definitely fashiio.

ANGEL IS HERE GUYS!!!!

Damn Amber Rose, you are classy as hell.

Him?

Like, seriously, is Camille Cosby out of her damn mind? She has to be suffering from some massive delusions to protect her fragile mind from the reality that she has spent and is going to continue spending her life with this man...

Or if you're like me you have to use both sick days and vacation days to make up for lost wages so when you return you likely have none left.

I work for a company that allows 3 months maternity leave, but you have to accrue 80 hours of vacation and 80 hours of sick time and use THAT to supplement your disability so you can stay home and not lose out on too many wages and then hope your 3 month old infant doesn’t get ill and require you to stay home with it…

I will legally change my name to Spike and I will sell all my earthly possessions and the bowl will be mine.