That picture of Ariana Grande makes me miss Yoga Nerd.

That's so sad. I'm really glad I just didn't watch anything regarding the Oscars. It sounded like a really uncomfortable night.

I will shed a tear for you and eat a Tagalong because seriously holy fucking shit my god it is heaven.

I SEE BY YOUR NAME THAT YOU MUST BE JOKING BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY.

Why doesn't Ann Coody take some of the energy she is putting into legislating on other women's uteruses and concentrate on finding a rug for her head that doesn't betray her.

It was less quaint when it was paired with the knowledge that I was dealing with someone who had literally never read a book for fun and was so deeply uneducated (completely by personal choice) that he couldn't even carry on a discussion about anything that wasn't weed, beer or some fight video he found on World Star.

Ken! You are better than that!

Entirely too long by any normal humans standards.

I dated a guy who would #hastaglike #thisandbreak #phrasesupbecausehedidnt #understandhowitworks. He also would not be corrected on "all of a sudden" and would say "all of THE sudden". I found out some time after he didn't finish high school...these things were shockingly not his worst qualities if you can even…

Both of these people have enormous egos and pick stupid fights with everyone. Fuck them both.

I have a co-worker who calls our clients (who are low income/refugees) "honey" "sweetie" and "baby" and it drives me up a fucking wall. She is southern, but it's not in a "bless your heart" way; she thinks she is being friendly and cute.

Have you tried Cetaphils Gentle Cleanser? I have similar skin to you, oily t-zone with dry patches, mostly around my mouth and eyes. It's a non-foaming cleanser, almost like a lotion. I've been using it mornings/nights along with an Aveeno SPF moisturizer and I've had consistently clear skin for the 1st time in my 20s…

Sherri Shepherd also tried to rope in the surrogate for child support. If she has balls they are made of steel. And poop.

Haha I know I was going to qualify it with a “plus” or something, because that really does seem low. And I really don’t think the person I’m responding to is totally wrong, but like, how can you declare Chicago the “HAVEN” while simultaneously acknowledging coasts do seafood better and that you haven’t had southern CA…

It's just kind of a funny thing, Mexican in itself is really simple fare. The fact that chefs in Chicago are getting people to probably pay 12 bucks a plate for it is fucking hysterical to me.

Californians are pretentious about Mexican food but we have a Chicagoan up in here you agree with talking about upscale Mexican and culinary boundaries being pushed and how that makes it superior...

If you haven’t had Mexican food from southern California then it would be hard to qualify Chicago as the American haven of Mexican. Also LOL at upscale Mexican.

Please say your name is Vespa. I need this.

They could do that but if there was ever any issue concerning paternity or if the mother needed to apply for child support it would definitely create some problems. Then once it was established whoever they named wasn't the father then there would need to be a correction to the birth certificate removing his name.

Sorry but for 60 bucks I better get some type of water percolation going on to spare my delicate old lungs.