In my mind I am always farting in her mouth.

Yeah it kind of crosses into that territory, but furthermore, we are a non-profit that is funded through government contracts and the non-profit is very diverse and supports inclusion across all categories (religious, ethnic, abled-ness, etc). Some of our clients don't believe in BC and procreate as a cultural…

Yeah, I’m not like a family social worker, I work strictly with parents to help them secure child care subsidy. It’s just not in our wheelhouse unfortunately. There is also a cultural-religious aspect that we have to be conscious of too. So if a parent were to be like “Hey I don’t have internet can you help me find a…

My favorite is when they claim to be single but keep having babies with the same last name as the daddy. At that point I can get nosey about where he’s at, but I can’t be like, hey, maybe you guys should look into some rubbers?

I’d say that’s a start. God and his “blessings” and “forgiveness” just gives people an excuse to act like a bunch of shitbags. And then there is the issue of God being responsible for anything good and anything bad is because you didn’t believe enough. Like, yeah, God is totally blessing all the white bigots of…

Oh my goodness that image of her with her arms being raised overhead, crying tears of joy...I seriously just wanted to fart in her mouth.

ily annie

I am a case manager for low income families. A lot of my clients have some trouble with family planning and regardless of the fact that some of them live off of less that a thousand dollars a month, continue having baby after baby. Do I think it’s right to keep bringing children into poverty? No. Do I keep my opinions…

You’re comparing getting rejected for a date with a failed drivers test? It’s up to YOU to figure out why women don’t want to date you. They don’t owe you an explanation. The fact that you think you are owed one should be the biggest indicator why someone wouldn’t want to date you. You sound entitled as hell. Like…

I can contribute 147 dollars as of this morning. So we are like, close now right?

that's what multiple people have said on this thread. that's crazy, I had no idea that was a law.

K thanks for your condescending asshole tone.

that is almost primarily what sea world does. they do have a shoddy track record with the animals they keep in captivity, but they couldn't possibly hang onto every animal they rescue. they've been overwhelmed by the amount of orphaned baby seals appearing up and down the coast in the last year alone.

I've developed a taste for my own kind, but damn if that seal doesn't look adorably tasty.

yeah and her activated cashews are 21 fucking dollars. for freeze dried cashews. because she had the whimsy to call them ACTIVATED. burn it all to the ground.

i want to see justice for those victims, but no judge is going to hand a conviction out with an email literally asking for more.

ooohh you clearly possess an eye for details that i do not.

maybe the heat from her tears softens the noodles? because that is a bowl of despair if I’ve ever seen one.

you are my hero. this lentil eating vegan is my nightmare.

yeah SURE GWYNETH