omg

Old people use Siri for everything, otherwise they wouldn't be able to use their phones at all.

He seems nice.

BOOOOOOOO WE HATE IT. DREW IS A PODCAST ELITIST.

literally wet rn.

If Jack had gotten on that door, it would’ve been sufficiently swamped with frigid North Atlantic seawater that they both froze to death. The end.

Thank god sharks don't have to take part in the elections because it seems so painful.

You want to know what I do to gentlemen who won't honor my requests and show respect? I eat them. Works like a charm.

I'm working on the problem. Give me more time.

You literally have no idea.

You're welcome.

Can I recommend cannibal dismemberment? Sends a much stronger message.

I told that shithead if he bumped into me one more time I was going to bite his fucking head off. I am many things but a promise breaker I am NOT.

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.

thanks ilu2 g&t