The Unsolved Mysteries that had to do with hauntings absolutely destroyed me as a kid! The fact that I couldn’t say “This is just a horror movie meant to scare me” made it so much more scary.

I love hearing about your dogs!

Made these for my church party and won best decorated dessert!

Twilight Zone and Outer Limits.

Seriously! I’ve been doing an okay job shaking those commenters off but some days I just fight and fight and fight. Those guys can get under my skin, and it’s just for those reasons you outline. They don’t need to be on Jezebel! They’re just here to argue with us. And that feels like: they’re here to take something…

Unsolved Mysteries scared the shit out of my sister and myself. If we weren’t going to be haunted, possessed, cursed, or abducted by aliens then we were just going to be abducted.

Thing were dicey with the grandma funeral—she was intensely Catholic, and I haven’t been to church in nearly ten years, which I know broke her heart and my mother’s, too. Both love(d) me A LOT and were very loving towards me and supportive. Still, mom gives me quite a bit of grief about not going to church and being a…

Ohhh yeah!

Addams Family Values is the best. Gomez and Morticia are a love story for the ages. I wanted to be Wednesday growing up. Her parents were so cool.

TOTALLY UNSTABLE!

Frank Ocean deliberately didn’t submit his work. Why does Kanye always have to make it about Kanye?

If it’s a good album and he’s making bank, what does an increasingly irrelevant trophy get him?

Dear Yeezy, how have you have not figured out these award shows are bs?

Am I alone in under no circumstances wanting to be underneath Kanye’s flying platform?

“if the grammys knew how to make a deal they could do this big league. btw grammys = rigged. Yeezident ‘16"

Rihanna has more Grammys than Patti LaBelle and Gladys Knight combined. Proof that these awards are essentially meaningless.