You have heard of this guy running for president, right?

I don’t know them.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith was a bad movie and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

I sincerely do not wish to turn your world upside down, but careful examination of their initials reveals that they are, in fact, the same person. Ditto Mario Cuomo.

PREACH

I don’t really care for Miley Cyrus or Mariah Carey.

Ok, so the “What?” comment was about her own age, but it seems like she was throwing shade at Tom.

Is that black bag a holster for his faith?

11 is considered a powerful number (111 even more so).

He’s got a lot of flair going on.

I always thought she looked best in Days of Thunder. But I am partial to people with naturally curly hair (and red) keeping it so. Love her wig in Practical Magic. Gorgeous.

...But, like, the straps are bedazzled in “gold” and “diamonds.”

Awakened, Kirstie. Awakened.

Trump is one of those pairs of flip flops they sell out of big bins at the grocery store. He’s orange, of course, and both sets of straps are broken.

Your circus peanut hero is a total fucking moron.

Best part is that it was on TV.

2016 is the year that all grand things die and all that is left is to collect the hate, like so many unfulfilling Pokémon.

I clearly misunderstood what site I was reading. I thought this was Gawker Media, and that disrespectful discourse was the order of the day here. I am delighted to discover that has apparently changed and am happy to rephrase:

No worries! The comments are here for precisely this purpose. I think it’s wonderful that Emma Watson is using her celebrity to promote great causes, and I expect she didn’t even select the content for the video.

Agreed on that point. Maybe we all need to relax a little bit? Here, would you like a gif of what it would look like if I tried to jump hurdles? Omg, I would never do hurdles.