Seriously! I do my grocery shopping after working out and like to pick up fresh ingredients for dinner when I can.

I’m a business woman that goes straight from work, to pilates, to the store, then I go home and cook my healthy meals (okay they’re not always that healthy), but I’m not going to apologize for being on the…

Does he mean, like, sweatpants, or more sexier kind of athletic clothes, like skin-fitting? Is it that they’re too sexy in his estimation, or they’re not trying when they go out in sweatpants? They should dress up for a trip out to get groceries? Do they really have to humor some random asshole who happens to be in…

No, that would be me. And, not being a neurosurgeon, I don’t think that I’m God.

My dad is obsessed with (his moral hatred for) yoga pants and it makes me want to scream. On a related note, I dumped a guy after he told me on our 3rd date that he told his ex-wife she needed to quit wearing yoga pants to school events because it “wasn’t appropriate.”

Come over to my apartment - I star in that show every single day as soon as I get home from work.

We’ll make a killing on Etsy.

People have lost their minds and common sense in what’s theirs to object to. What random harmless things other people wear, is not something anyone should be wasting time on. Especially a politician.

What are they supposed to wear? Dresses, heels and pearls?

If you can’t wear athletic clothes while buying Oreos, when can you wear them?

“The voices in my head told me to do this silly thing” - shipped off to the funny farm

Who wears saggy pants anymore? Jeans are normally worn lower but it’s no where near peak sag, circa 1995.

It’s the butt Scott Walker lives in

Why do sagging pants bother people so much? What’s the big deal? The look they’re complaining about doesn’t even show your ass, it shows boxers once sagged, so what’s the terrible objection to it?

Good! Next God will say something about those damn kids with the wheelie boards and their hipping hops music.

I know that God would not go around with pants down.

Who died and made him the mouthpiece of God?

Considering Jesus walked around in a tunic and sandals and died wearing only a diaper, I don’t think that God gives two wet shits about the location of anyone’s pants.

I take an issue with the fact that over 3,000 people lost their lives that day and the bush administration used this horrific event to start a war in Iraq that was completely unrelated to 9/11. Now even more people have been killed and gravely injured and we have no system of caring for them.

I find that people who find Jesus and are then ashamed of the choices they had made previously tend to be the harshest critics. Apparently if you condemn, shame, and judge the behavior enough post-Jesus, you will make up for having done it yourself pre-Jesus.

So we are supposed to believe that some bakers don’t want to bake wedding cakes for same sex weddings...but they were able to find a baker to bake a twin towers wedding cake in early September? Where do I live???