Oh wow. I promised myself I wouldn’t comment on sns tonight but I have to. Girl, this is BULLSHIT. You are working so hard. You are not being treated as a person. Everything you complained about is worthy of a huge confrontation. The thing I would do first and foremost is get into therapy myself. Your husbands…

Having to pay to attend a party for a two year old is crazy.

Well, I always ate chunky peanut butter, but I can’t imagine it not working. Peanut butter and butter is the business. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

For real. I’m honestly intrigued.

No you are not a jerk face! I hate bailing too but as you say, you can’t physically do it and driving/walking would impede your recovery.

BUTTER ON EVERYTHING.

I’m happy for you that your sports ball game made all the touchdown goals.

I was having a fantastic Saturday, until a friend stopped by earlier. She asked if she could make herself a sandwich for lunch. Sure, no problem. We eat each other’s food all the time. After a few minutes, I went into the kitchen to grab myself something, too. She was making a peanut butter and butter sandwich. No…

Bobby Jindal can fuck right off with his politics, but I am developing the biggest soft spot for him in his Trump trolling. It’s priceless.

But, would you vote for this face?

When I repost stories like these, I always headline them: “Today’s Responsible Gun Owner”.

You know that he felt safe doing it because he was surrounded by cops. Well... Cops and Texas.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, NYFD

Funny how that good guy with a gun turned out to not be such a good guy. Makes you wonder...

I thought we had moved past this tongue shit.

I really like Lady Gaga’s shoes and I wish I could wear heels like that everyday.

Sooooooo...she’s complaining the clerks were “coerced” into following the law because if they didn’t, they might go to jail...

Oh yes, that is definitely the face of someone who should carry weapons and enforce the peace.

These same uber-sensitive people who claim to be all full of prayers & tears every day since 9/11 and can’t get on with their lives without mentioning 9/11 every day because they’re just sooooo sensitive.... the previous day’s post is always something like “fuck u libtard bitches and your planned parenthood baby parts…

I’m intentionally avoiding Facebook today. I can’t with those people. And, like, almost everyone is one of those people.