I wear them to work! Even my yoga pants are demanding a break from me!

Agreed. Oh man, our country has been on the decline for quite a while. But let’s focus on how people dress. Great move Alabama!

I mean, seriously, we would.

I’ll ask him what’s acceptable so that I can spread his knowledge with women everywhere.

Your concerns are legitimate.

Even if yoga pants were banned, I'd never take mine off. Never never.

True story.

He actually wears denim shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, calf-length tube socks, and sandals.

Ok but what about yoga pants?

Since my Grandma got pregnant so young, I've always thought her mind got stuck at that age. The mindset of a child. A lot of these Bible nuts have the mentality of a kid. Fanatical, lacks empathy, extremely judgmental.

Ha!!! I'm contacting the media!

My Grandma was quite the harlot heathen before she found Jeebus. I swear, I find more and more gossip about her as the years go by- pregnant at 14 out of wedlock (1934), arrested for child abandonment (she left my Dad in the crib at the age of 2, he remembers that and being covered in shit), she worked at a “whites…

Incredibly wtf. So much why.

I went to church with her and school with her older sister! I was rooting for her!!

Tell me your secret?

Can there be a show called “Say Yes to the Yoga Pants”?

Yes, the ending to the show was pretty incredible. I cried so much, still do.

Dang, maybe I’ll lay off the mayo. No, I’m from CO! My ex husband gave me the idea to add mayo to my pb and banana sandwich. He said Elvis did that (pb and mayo)?

I second what honest eds sucked anyway said. You need to leave this guy. THAT’S what is going to be best for your kids.

If you bailed because you simply didn't want to go...that would make you a jerk, you have a pretty legitimate reason though. You can make it up to your friend later on!!