They don't count!

Soak it in! Life does not get any better right now!!

Agreed!!

You have never let me down!!

How do I give you more stars!???

This is the funniest thing EVER

Twitter is going crazy over this

Isn't it amazing!? This people are real!

You are a Jezebel martyr!

Omg omg omg OMG that picture!!!!

UGH right? Someone on my newsfeed just shared an article about how we’re drifting from our founding fathers’ religion. FFS!!

Didn’t SurveyUSA just announce that if the elections were right now, Trump would easily win?

Well, according to my religious Uncle and his family, our nation was founded on Christianity, so...

Well I always felt I was a fairy mermaid princess, so...

Fall is my favorite thing about the year. I love Christmas, but the thought of fall approaching!? It thrills me.

My ex-husband got a girl pregnant the month our divorce was final (he tried to get back with me up until he married baby mama a few years later- they now have 3 kids!!!)

Omg Cane (Kane?) in the second movie!? He is by far my most favorite and the most creepy of evils in all the horror movies combined.

I’ve been divorced for almost 10 years now and my time married seems like another world, a time that didn’t happen. I will never ever regret filing for divorce, and I think I’m a pretty happy person BECAUSE I changed my life like that.

I will star you forever.

This explains 99.9% of the unwanted dick pics!