Actually what Ivana said is very wise — she’s filthy rich, why would she want to go into politics when she can just enjoy being filthy rich? I wish Trump thought about things that way. If I had that kind of money, the last thing I would want to do is spend time in conference rooms with politicians — I would be too…

When I write in my journal, in the morning, sometimes I tear out pages for poor grammar, odd punctuation and the like. Even rushed handwriting can be rationale enough for its decimation.

I can’t take credit for being this witty, but if the tenth movie isn’t called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts, that’s a real missed opportunity.

They better not. If we don’t get to see her halfheartedly try to walk back that comment when they have Al ‘surprise’ her on set in a full Santa suit, then what the fuck are we even doing here?

The important distinction is that Gender Disphoria refers to the emotional effects caused by gender identity issues as the problem, not the gender identity itself.

Jesus Christ on a stick. These people are really fascinated by other people’s genitalia, aren’t they?

Fuck you, Jeff Sessions.

Spoofing seems somewhat unnecessary. it just needs to run on every channel - [checks] - oh it is, and be on every front page -[checks] - yep, that too.

My favorite chyron today: “Tillerson not denying he called Trump a moron.”

#ButTheirEmails

But I thought we were supposed to believe that Tiny Hands Trump would drain the swamp, and cure us of Hillary’s emailz and the Clinton Foundation. The hypocrisy here is so off the charts it would be funny, if it weren’t for us having a mentally ill person running the country. And the more I read these stories, the…

I was naive and I had hope it was more of a case of her possibly exposing some fraud he committed, and him killing her when he realized she was on to him. But no, it’s another case of man killing a woman all so he can get his rocks off.

Nothing. Nothing is good about the US anymore. It’s going to fall apart or it’s going to be left behind by the rest of the world. Trump wants it to return to the 1950s, he wants globalization to go away. That is impossible, so the only solution he found is to try and isolate the US on a world stage, and it’s working…

Absolutely not. I want him to be utterly humiliated past the point of any justification or defense he or his supporters can twist themselves into. I want him doing the walk of shame out of the WH like Nixon and then spend the rest of his life in a federal prison, knowing he’ll go down in the history books as the worst…

When I woke up to the Vegas news yesterday all I could do was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thank you for writing this in the clever manner you did. I was going to do it in a blatantly ugly way. I would note that all republicans have blood on their hands from the Las Vegas massacre or any other gun crime. But even Scalise’s own blood couldn’t change his mind on keeping his dumb-fuck constituents happy.

“Rep. Steve Scalise, who was nearly killed in a horrific shooting at a congressional baseball practice in June, has somehow found that being shot in the hip with a semi-automatic rifle “fortified” his views on the Second Amendment—and after at least 59 people were killed and over 500 injured by a semi-automatic rifle…

Please. GWB’s Katrina response looks downright dignified compared to this.

Here, this is for you. Our foster kittens, stupid cute and without a care. They all found good homes. Today is rough. Take care of yourself.