He wasn’t a frat bro. He was just a mischievous little bunny who wanted to fill up on forbidden lettuce. And his clothes back.

See also: The Breakfast Club. Found myself rooting for the teacher last time I sat through that.......

Why? No really why? If you want to make Peter Rabbit make Peter Rabbit. If you want to make a creepy fratdouche rabbit movie do that but don’t sully poor Beatrix Potter with your bullshit.

Do littles need a Hangover style movie?

Every lesbian everywhere:

Man, today, while Donald was tweeting vitriol at the NFL, Hillary was tweeting about Puerto Rico and encouraging the government to send help to them.

This is a good, and important point. Particularly in the Citizens United era (although in a lot of ways, that change in the law just made a bad situation somewhat worse), the ultra-wealthy have recognized that buying politicians is REALLY cheap, relative to what the ultra-wealthy stand to gain.

I’ve been here since the Black Table days, and the early Deadspin days when a lowlife like me couldn’t comment. Now I can. I love this place. Sure, it keeps changing. But you know who didn’t embrace change? The Saturday Evening Post. They died in the 1960s. It was once one of the most popular reads in the country. It…

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

Your citation is three years old.

“I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world affairs and political nonsense.”

Because you can’t drink vodka in your sleep?

We do not live (yet) in a theocracy. Abortion is an conversation between a woman and her doctor. Full stop. There is no reason to engage with their toxic idea of Christianity as it relates to any social issue whatsoever, least of all abortion.

I told my wife the other night that I’m more sure of Kim Jong Un not launching a nuclear missile versus our own damn president.

Betsy BLACKWATER DeVos.

How fucked up is it North Korea says they’re going to continue their nuclear weapon testing in part because the POTUS is a total fucking loon, and I have to concede that they have a pretty strong point.

Yeah. That Besty DeVos sure is a real fucking sweetheart.

Here’s another thing that happened. The Pacific Ocean warmed another degree after this burn.

People need to STOP interviewing Spicer. This man doesn’t deserve redemption. Keep him off your late night shows. Keep him away from award shows. Keep him out of your magazines!

But at least you got some cocaine or heroin with your $ sometimes. Would the random bottle of elixir either kill you or have no effect? Who could tell, but it made it exciting.