They should feel the pulse of the current climate and add some dragons!

Hey this is an artificial disaster they voted for.

Coraline was designed to be exciting for children in a way that’s horrifying for adults. There’s a lot of menace there that kids won’t register the way their parents will.

“I have the biggest hurricanes. Before Trump, the storms were, frankly, not the best. But now our storms are the biggest the world has ever seen.”

Nothing. His brain is basically rotten due to his dementia.

The hubby knew him when he was just a pimply-faced and annoying Dartmouth student. This man has made a career out of getting publicity for being an asshole, and for sucking up to the 1%. He’s a talentless lamprey.

Who is he thanking and why? The 4th largest city in the country is being ravaged by unprecedented rainfall, people are being killed, and 10's of thousands are losing everything they have and he’s talking about it all as if it’s a good thing??? Blarrghahashahbhbhhahhhhh.

Trump (on the storm): ‘It’s the biggest ever. They’re saying it’s the biggest – it’s historic. It’s really … like Texas, if you think about it.’

I don’t know why anyone gives a fuck what that non-voting felon thinks.

Yeah. She was very much “White Saviour” in her outlook and focusing on effectively forced conversions of people to Catholicism in India on their deathbeds rather than providing medical care.

Wait, Mother Teresa was racist and morally bankrupt?!

You missed these retweets:

Let’s talk about those retweets.

I used to work with a bunch of OWDs (old, white dudes) who loooooooved to talk about working 12 hour days AND Saturdays. It was secret code for two things:

Always relevant.

Thanks Kenny. The naval measurement is especially interesting. But read Major Burn’s link. Buttloads appear to have originated in the measurement of Liquor. That’s right, BOOZE: just what a growing cop needs as he patrols the streets with those shoulder rocket launching thingies.

Yep. Like when the police force in my town brought out their Bearcat in response to a woman who barricaded herself in her house and said she would kill herself. Of course, when she saw the SWAT team and armored vehicles, she did kill herself. Way to de-escalate and protect public safety!

Please judge dredd is much much better trained and handsomer than all these jamokes.

No good can come of this. I have said this before, but I will keep saying it for as long as I have to. Militaries need enemies to justify their existence. When you militarize the police, the police will look for enemies. They aren’t going out to fight other police forces, so citizens become the enemy.

You’re reading too much into it. It’s ‘especially’ Heather because Heather died. And he was about to introduce her mother. He’s calling special attention to her because people need to know who is speaking next and why.