Make it a pint of sazerac. Your liver won’t thank you but America should.

I’m probably in a small minority but: I think Chelsea manning is a hero, that her imprisonment was a gross miscarriage of “justice” and that her coming out as trans was super heartening for me at leastn

He is far from a guiding light for leftism but Christopher Hitchens’ The Missionary Position is a pretty damn good expose of Mother Teresa

You mean forcing them to march on tv and say that “the federal government matters more than my bullshit ‘we meet for six months out of two years government which was fine in the 1800's but maybe we’re living in a different non raspy world now we should do something different.”

They aren’t that complex really...

that’s fine. The last time a clan of blond made up people ruled over a country this ineptly and corruptly I seem to remember something called the Terror happening so...good hands!

The more I hear from police the more I think their protests about literally everything sound an awful lot like “economic insecurity...”

Hopefully soon we can get a Bye Bitch Partt Trois...

Funny. I thought for fascists it was all feel don’t think.

Fuck yeah! We believe in there things up here in Massachusetts: Book Learning (it’s goddamn fucking glorified in our constitution by J Ads), fighting nazis and apparently the patriots. One of those things though blows due to management and a certain bigger-than-Jesus-up-here qb.

Weirdly even that would be a mistake. A king was only really as powerful as his own force of will and the ability he had to force his subjects to bend to that will. Which is why even before conquering England the dukes of Normandy and counts of Anjou could routinely dominate or at least try to dominate their Capetian…

I know this is just from an anonymous person on the internet but your father was a true patriot to this country. And sorry if that seems cliched.

Sadly thAt horrifically imperialist statement is better than what one of the soldiers in that war said: “The nation won’t be pacified till the [n words] are killed like the [offensive and geographically confused word for First Nations].” Cause let’s not forget that when we weren’t milling the British ourselves and the…

...so what you’re saying is maybe the Koch brothers would be better at yelling at and getting dodge balls tossed at their nards by sixth graders than literally fucking this country? I’d buy that.

I mean i did make that assumption if only because even

That’s the look of a man who just realized that what he thought was a Barry Goldwater sitch turned out to be Goebbels by way of my grandmother’s nursing home.

This is actually what I can’t stop thinking about Trump and it makes me literally gag. In every photo I see of him he looks like a child who has soiled itself and is: proud, sad, angry whatever about it. Genuinely if you told me they had to change his depends after every rally I’d not only believe you but I’d have a…

Honestly, while I am not a high powered executive that actually seems like a better move? An artist could likely have the kind of business acumen and personal savvy to run what is in essence a feudal kingdom of disparate holdings whereas government is an intentionally Byzantine system of rules and duties and offices…

I’m not proud to admit this but immediately after watching that I

To be fair, super villains are a meritocracy driven lot nowadays so it was hard to get in what with sucking.