Wtf kinda celebrity gossip blog wouldn’t talk about two celebrities getting hitched?

My 12 year old self? Not sure Jonas was even born when I was 12

JIM ACOSTA did not put his hands on HOPE HICKS LITHO #5* she grabbed him - at the direct instruction of Trump.

I hate that our fucking future relies of a handful of octogenarians getting out of the shower safely

A lot of progress was made last night and its important to carry that on into the future.

Good work Texas. You still mainly suck, but very good job out there yesterday.

I really don’t understand Florida. There’s always so much hope for it, but somehow it always disappoints.

On the other hand it was a tight race and over 1 million people with criminal records are about to get their voting rights restored.

God this night is simultaneously encouraging as fuck (Kobach! Brat!) and depressing as fuck (DeSantis! Cruz!).

I’m feeling a lot of pain for Gillum’s unexpected loss, unexpected for all of the “experts” and pundits anyway.

You cannot be done, do not be defeated. 

You know what? We worked our fucking asses off to get here. I’m tired of hearing that Texas doesn’t care, or that we’re a write-off red state.  We did something incredible. We’re still doing it now. 

But I’m hearing that people are literally still in line to vote!

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For the kid with acne?

What exactly was the plan with the pizza cutter?!

This is both horrifying and hilariously stupid. A pizza cutter. A fucking pizza cutter. The giant asteroid cannot come soon enough.

Srsly, the world is going to end in less than 18 years so why do women even want or need breeding partners at this point anyway?

I think she, even at 21, realized there was something wrong with this 37 year-old loser, and that’s why she left him.

I think the message here for women is don’t date dudes 15+ years older than you. Or the same age as you. Or younger than you. Just, like, stop interacting with men really. I think after 5000 years of human civilization, we can declare that the experiment has failed. Nice try, good effort, but I think it’s time to…