yes - let’s keep rewarding shitty people. that has been working out so well for our society. how about Shonda, Margot and Jennifer say no thanks and let this little thief rot in jail in anonymity where she belongs? Be best.

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

G-A-R-B-A-G-E

Man, I was already so fed up with bad news and then I saw this headline and was like, “Okay! Enough already! Sheesh! I’ve never heard of this person but I get it—everything SUCKS!”

Lovely of you to hope for that, but let’s be realistic - if he pulls through he will be even more emboldened to be a shitty human being.

There is so much to love here besides the casual gun on the table. Let’s start with conspicuous cross necklace + same sad gray house “The Babadook” was filmed in

There are women in porn?

It’s basically a “can i speak to the manager” incubator.

Republicans hate women. These women are deluded.

Sessions were held on “Suing Your University 101" and “Best Ways to Grow Your Instagram” and Tomi Lahren and Candace Owens were present.

Don’t forget whiteness. Now that white people have to occasionally compete with POC and don’t automatically know that they will always come out on top, they are also feeling persecuted.

I’m trying to find someone in that picture who isn’t white. I think I spotted Waldo, but otherwise it’s wall to wall crackers. Should have called it the Nuts and Crackers Conference

“...about a thousand conservative women in their teens and early twenties turned up to chant “Lock! Her! Up!”

Another attendee said that her fellow students at Georgetown make fun of her for wanting to lead ICE someday.

The cognitive dissonance comes from the persecution myth central to Evangelical Christianity. It fetishizes martyrs and considers “spiritual warfare” to be a literal thing that actually happens. They believe they are persecuted for their faith not only when they don’t get their way, exactly, but also whenever they…

I must be the only person on this planet who thinks he looks creepy AF.

Eh, give it a few months and you’ll probably be able to have your chance.

Friend, you can do better.

Gisele didn’t say anything remotely worth apologizing for. Saying you get wiser as you get older isn’t saying young people are stupid. Wisdom isn’t the same as intelligence. Wisdom implies experience.