Crystal Castles is named after something from She-Ra. It's also an 80s Atari video game :)

Omgggg, how did I not know about this Crystal Castles stuff? From the age of like 15-19, they were one of my favorite music groups (whatever, we like what we like!).

My fucking reaction. ARE THESE 2 FROM ANOTHER PLANET? Like what in the ACTUAL fuck!

I bet this guy thinks he’s ~~s0o0o0o0o0o~~ funny, like ROFLCOPTER!

Whaaaaat? That’s just depressing. News flash: we’re not so-and-so country! That’s not how things work here.

That’s a good comparison. I’m hoping that they become more aware of the problematic nature of their parents’ relationship with time. I’m also going to assume that Vili would be against them dating an older guy. I’m not so sure about Mary, haha.

True, good point!

Right, I don’t disagree.

“But the girls seem unfazed by the controversial circumstances of how their family was formed.”

Honestly, I wouldn’t say this is embarrassing per se, but I went to senior prom with one of my guy friends (who did have a crush on me), and he spent a good majority of prom moping around about how his ex-girlfriend was dancing with her date, whereas she would never dance with him (my date) at previous school dances.…

These people 1) have too much time on their hands and 2) are batshit crazy. I mean, yoga. YOGA. Yoga is fucking everywhere nowadays.

No idea why you're getting so much flack for this. Like seriously, there are stories worse than yours here and everyone's all "high five!" You weren't going to do anything to her in a fucking restaurant/public area, she was fearful and crying because she got caught and was shameful, etc. How does this not make sense…

Wait. This is so on point that I literally can't even 😍😍😍😍. Broad City 4lyfe!

No one could wear shorts?! That's awful and totally unfair. :(

This. This is amazing. This has made my day. Thank you, sincerely!

You ask for stiletto nails. Although witch nails are more apt!

So I've read through all of these stories and for whatever reason, yours made me cry. I hope those bullies left you alone after that.

Exactly! I'm short, so that's probably why I got away with stuff (or our admins just didn't care enough?). But I always thought that in terms of proportionality, the fingertip rule wasn't fair for taller girls.

That's sad :( I don't know why they care so much. Profanity, hate speech, etc. are totally fine to be ruled out by the dress code, but the length thing is so inane.

"Puberty was invented for a reason. It signals the brain when to find a female sexually attractive."